SMS : One liner
My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of four years….
Oh how I miss my friend.
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
When you are in love, you wish you were married
When you are married, you wish you were in love.
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